After the dismal performance of RCB in the first round of IPL 2019, SBI Bank has decided to give relief to Vijay Mallya to settle his 9000 crores which he owes to Indian Banks.
“We have been trying our best to get our money from Vijay Mallya but still lot of things pending from his side. So, we have decided to offer him; either send Virat Kohli to play our Inter Bank tournament or pay back all our dues as soon as possible” SBI bank Chairman informed his plan to StupidNews
Vijay Mallya is yet to react about the offer made by SBI bank to settle his dues but internal sources have confirmed that he is disappointed with RCB performance and according to StupidNews analysis the maintenance cost of RCB exceeds the total penalty which Vijay Mallya needs to pay to Banks.
“Cricket is my passion and I am ready to play anywhere for any team. I am very flexible to play anywhere in the SBI Bank cricket team”, Virat Kohli has confirmed to StupidNews about his availability for Inter-bank cricket league.
Meanwhile reports are coming that Vijay Mallya has put counter offer to SBI Bank that he is ready to send both AB de Villiers along with Virat Kohli to play their inter bank cricket league and ask other banks to settle his all dues.
“We are excited to take AB de Villiers in our side and want to win Inter bank tournament at any cost. We will definitely write off all the remaining dues of Mr. Mallya”, Chairman of Bank Of Baroda seems excited about Mallya’s offer.
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