IPL Umpires are not writing Rahul Gandhi’s election speeches

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Umpires during IPL match

The Congress spokesperson, Randeep Surjewala, has clarified that the continuous errors in Rahul Gandhi’s election speeches is not related with IPL umpiring and also these umpires are not writing Rahul ji’s speeches.

The ongoing IPL is making headlines with repeating and silly umpiring errors. But IPL chairman is not worried about these mistakes in the prestigious tournament and he has defended these silly mistakes and said “These types of mistakes have lot of scope in politics. I hope our umpires will get hired soon by political party for writing speeches for their leaders.

“No one is questioning and blaming Rahul Gandhi for his silly and deliberate mistakes in his election speeches but entire Nation wants to know about the validation of our decisions”, Umpire Ulhas Gandhe  dejectedly expressed his opinion.”

“Yes, Rahul ji has goofed up with the figures of Rafale deal several times but it doesn’t mean that his speech writers are from IPL arena. Like IPL umpires, Rahul ji also take instant decision during election rallies and people are loving his dynamic speeches”, Randeep Surjewala has categorically denied such possibility that IPL umpires are Rahul Gandhi’s speech writers.

Meanwhile, reports are coming that IPL umpires might be selected for writing election speeches for USA President Donald Trump in forthcoming Presidential election.

Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.

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