People must avoid onion to become rich, BJP reveals ambitious plan to make Indians more wealthy

People are not buying Onion to become Rich

Delhi: After the accomplishment of key points of their manifesto, BJP have come up with new plan to make people of India more wealthy just by avoiding onion till next general election.

“We must learn from our history and religion; Jains are always rich because they don’t eat onion and they have been following this type of meal since the inception of their religion”, BJP senior leader, Sambit¬†Patra defends skyrocketing price of Onion.

The price of onion is 120 INR per kg and even Mukesh Ambani is trying to avoid onion in his meal to regain his Number 1 rank in the list of “The Richest Person of the World“.

“PM Modi might do ‘Pyazbandi’ to curb black market and to check the inflation in the finance sector. If we will be successful in ‘Pyazbandi’ we might turn our bad GDP into good numbers”, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman reveals future plan to revive GDP.

Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.

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