100 liberals have signed a petition asking the President of India to ban Dhurandhar movie
Liberals are against Dhurndhar Movie
Delhi/India: After several hours of intense brain-storming and multiple rounds of self-certified activism, more than 100 Indian liberals have now petitioned the President of India to ban Dhurandhar movie, insisting that the film’s very existence threatens to destabilize democracy—most dangerously—might upset our peaceful neighbors and it might also disturb the delicate peace with our favorite neighbor, Pakistan.
“Delhi’s 700 AQI never made me choke, but the roaring success of Dhurandhar has left me desperately searching for oxygen. I would like to request Madam President to please ban all Aditya Dhar’s movies, because according to me, he’s clearly a fascist who specializes in making the lives of common citizens horrible by showing them reality that Bollywood makers were never used to it before 2014″ ~ Anupama Chopra, JNU activist expressed her thoughts while gasping for breathe.
“Movies like URI The surgical strike, Kashmir Files and now Dhurandhar are blot on our democracy. But movies like Pathaan, War and Tiger Zinda hai are real SPY movies that united the entire India. In these movies, they showed how Indian RAW and Pakistan ISI worked together to solve complex cases like Parliament Attack in Delhi, 26/11 Mumbai and I am sure YRF banner , in his upcoming movies, will show us more reality that how both agencies have solved Pahalgam attack and busted White collar Terrorists” ~ Ranna Qyyub, an another Peace loving activist who believes in Aman Ki Asha and also penned another petition to give Nobel peace award to General Munir.
“Aditya Dhar, movie director, is himself a Kashmiri Pandit who knows the reality that how his Muslim neighbours saved his parents during extreme snowfall in 1989-1991 and they were forced to migrate to other parts of India and still he is spreading negativity against Muslims” ~ Arfa Makhan Mherwani told StupidNews.
When our reporter pointed out that terrorism forced Kashmiri Pandits to flee the valley in 1989–91, Mherwani immediately scolded him and labeled him a BJP agent.
“If Dhurandhar 2 hits theatres on 19 March 2026, I will leave India forever. Honestly, I’ve been planning my grand exit since May 2014, but one day I’ll surely succeed. I can’t survive in this New India ‘जो घर में घुस कर मारता है’ , because my heart still belongs to the older version—the one that didn’t react even after 26/11. Whatever this new India is… it’s definitely not my India.” Arfa Makhan Mherwani cried and trying to control her tears.
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