Congress Manifesto: Rahul Gandhi vows an IPL Title for the RCB
New Delhi / India: Congress leader Rahul Gandhi on Sunday, after few drinks glass of water, reportedly promised that if the Congress is voted to power, the party would make sure that the Royal Challengers Bangalore will win an IPL title.
The RCB and Kohli fans are happy with the Congress manifesto and jubilant fans have promised to vote for Congress so that their favorite team, RCB, will win the IPL title. When asked to a RCB fan, “How Rahul Gandhi would help RCB to win a title?”
“I think you are NEW to politics and you have no idea that how things are going to work if Rahul ji becomes Prime Minister. It all comes to planning and strategy. And Rahul ji is master in analyzing and planning. I.N.D.I.A. alliance is a testimony to his skills”, Virat Sharma scolded stupidNews reporter for asking such question.
Meanwhile reports are coming that RCB fans have already booked an open Bus and taken the permission from Bangalore Police for the Victory ride from MG Road to Bannerghatta in the month of May 2025.
Our sources close to BJP have confirmed that Amit Shah and Narendra Modi might promise “Free IPL Tickets for all” to counter Rahul Gandhi’s new masterstroke to win the LS 2024.
Disclaimer: This article is utterly stupid and ridiculous. This is a humorous and satirical piece.