Kishori Lal Sharma to receive ‘Rajiv Gandhi Bravery’ award from Congress for contesting against Smriti Irani in Amethi

Amethi/UP: The high voltage election drama in Amethi is taking many twists and turns but this time Kishori Lal Sharma, a MP candidate, from Congress is making headlines across all the news channels.

“No one is ready to contest the election from Amethi seat because everyone knows that Rahul ji will contest from this Lok Sabha seat. But Kishori Lal ji is true soldier of Congress and he wants that Rahul ji should concentrate on other important work than the ‘one-sided’ contest in the Amethi. This is real Congress power and it is all due to Rahul and Priyanka ji’s hard work. So he deserves ‘Rajiv Gandhi Veerta’ award for his bravery”, Sanjay Jha praises Kishori Lal

“Kishori Lal ji is our ‘Go’ man and he is even ready to walk bare-foot on pieces of broken glasses for the sake of Gandhi family Congress party. Priyanka ji can’t contest because of rising temperature of summer days and she can’t bear such intensive sunlight”, Sanjay Jha also explained why Priyanka Gandhi opt from Amethi.

As per political analyst Rubbish Kumar, “Amethi seat is not about victory but contesting against BJP is the moral victory of Congress. Last time in 2019, Congress got 400+ moral seats and this year Congress may get 420+ moral seats and this is the defeat of BJP”.

When we asked Rubbish Kumar about the ‘moral seats’, “Moral seats, I mean to say that where Congress contested the election against Fascist forces and we don’t care about the result of those seats”, he replied cautiously.

“If Congress returns to power then we will request Bharat Ratan for Kishori Lal ji for his extraordinary bravery”, Sanjay Jha explains his party strategy if they return to power.

Disclaimer: This article is utterly stupid and ridiculous. This is a humorous and satirical piece.

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