Haris Rauf promoted to Field Marshal after his performance in the FINAL of Asia Cup
Haris Rauf is the New Field Marshal of Pakistan Army
Dubai/Lahore: The prominent and fiery pace bowler Haris Rauf promoted to Filed Marshal because of his stellar performance in the the FINAL of Asia Cup 2025. The decision taken by Pakistani PM Shehbaz Sharif and current Field Marshal Asim Munir.
“We didn’t lose the Asia Cup, as you are aware, but ICC President Jay Shah rigged everything up this way to ensure that India won the match according to the record, even though we were the true winners”, Asim Munir the General of Pak Army, who never won a war, claimed the victory in the FINAL of Asia Cup 2025.
“Our Air bases are still NOT operational due to extreme Snowfall and Floods but Indian Army is still claiming its victory. We won all three matches against India in this Asia Cup. The live broadcast of matches are not real proof of victories but the final decision at United Nations Office will decide the real winner of the Tournament”, Munir explained in detail about the moral victory of Pakistan in the Asia Cup.
News is also coming that Netflix and PrimeVideo have shown their interest in the Biography of Haris Rauf that will depict the his hard journey from Cricket ground to the Field Marshal of Pakistan Army. According to the script, Rauf’s first villain in cricket would be Virat Kohli, followed by Abhishek Sharma and then Tilak Varma. The biography will conclude with Shivam Dube, who helped Rauf in achieving the highest portfolio in the Pakistan Army (Dube’s Sixes against Rauf are like last nail in the coffin).
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