After banning Diwali crackers, Liberals demand to ban Diyas to save Glaciers and Antarctica continent

Ban Diyas to save Glaciers and Antarctica continent

Ban Diyas to save Glaciers and Antarctica continent

Delhi/India: As Diwali festival is around the corner and one of the Liberal who just reached Jantar Mantar by driving his 2000cc Merc started shouting slogans against lighting Diyas and bursting crackers in the city and he warned local people of its consequences.

“You guys are really stupid because you are comparing “cutting of trees” on Christmas eve with lighting Diyas on Diwali. Glaciers are fast-melting from the past few years and it is all due to lighting billions of Diyas on Diwali festivals”, Amit Kumar (name changed) replied when asked about his protest.

“Bakri-Eid is salvation for goats because we are trying to save them from evils and that’s the reason we are giving farewell to them so that they travel to Heaven in a peaceful manner. So it is not a pollution but spreading a special kind of Greenery ”, secular Faved Akhtar, very calmly with a straight face, replies to StupidNews reporter.

When he was asked by our reporter, “can we rename Bakri-Eid to ‘Animal cruelty day’ ?”. “You are fascist reporter who always spreads propaganda and I will make sure that your website will be blocked all over the World ”, Faved Akhtar replied.

Meanwhile, Liberals and Seculars are trying to approach Virat Kohli to spread their message of banning Diyas on Diwali to save Glaciers but Kohli is busy in making the strategy of winning the Toss for the next match.

Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is a piece of humor and Satire.

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