Lakhanpur/Jammu : The J&K govt gave new year gift to people of J&K by abolishing Lakhanpur toll but excise officers across the state are unhappy with this decision.
“We are very disappointed with govt’s decision and we are protesting against it. Earlier, our one month income was equal to our one year salary but after abolishing toll tax our income reduces drastically”, An excise officer (wants to keep his name anonymous) said to StupidNews.
When asked how you can say that you were earning more than your salary, Was it bribe? “No. Never. We never took bribe at Lakhanpur toll. It is the gesture of Truck-walas that they themselves gave money to us without
torturing asking them”, Excise officer replied.
“When I was posted at Lakhanpur toll, I don’t know my salary because I never check it and was busy to check another earnings. Now first time, I have realized that my salary is also getting crediting. Earlier I thought the other earnings was my salary”, Another excise officer explained the reduction in their earning because of abolishing toll tax.
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