The Bangalore techies, finally, have decoded the traffic woes and unanimously decided to catch their flights to hometowns/Onsite/Vacation travel from Chennai airport.
“I stayed just 15 km away from Bangalore Airport and several times I have missed my flight even though I started 7 hours before the scheduled time of the flight. The problem is we can’t leave Bangalore city because of its weather. So better to avoid Bangalore traffic we will catch flight from Chennai airport”, Gullu Goyal a Java developer said to StupidNews.
“Even for Bangalore election rally, PM Modi get down at Chennai Airport and reached Bangalore by road. That’s the reason he reached venue within the scheduled time of the rally”, Revealed by Karnataka BJP war room that how PM Modi overcame Bangalore Traffic woes.
According to one survey, the club of High net-worth individual in Bangalore includes Uber, Ola and Auto walas. They are one who are getting benefit from Bangalore traffic.
“Yes this survey of High net-worth is 200% correct. Yesterday, I took Auto from Silk Board to Marathahalli (a distance of 11 km) it took 2 hrs and he charged me 1000 INR which is absolutely ridiculous. But I can’t fight with them because of Traffic no one has such strong mental strength to debate with Auto driver”, Gullu Goyal frustratedly explained his problem.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.