India : The poem ‘Hum Kagaz Nahi Dikhayenge‘ (We won’t show papers) is impacting Bollywood business and supporters of poem has come with new way of protesting the violence in JNU.
“Yes, you have heard it right! I am die hard supporter of the poem and I won’t show papers/tickets/documents to anyone. I have cancelled all my abroad visits also”, Aishe Ghosh JNU president explicitly supporting the poem.
But the Bollywood superstar, Deepika Padukone, is unhappy with her fans. Source close to her PR agency told StupidNews, “The poem, We won’t show paper, is ridiculous. People don’t know that this is related to something else and they are making it personal. Fans refuse to show even mobile tickets at Cinema hall”, PR agency is clearly unhappy with the foolishness of fans.
“People are not enough knowledgeable about the issue. The have not read a single line of Citizenship amendment bill. That’s the reason, I came here to spread some knowledge about the act”, Farhan Akhtar, who is still learning the full form of CAA and NRC, also unhappy with protesters’ ignorance.
“If we are not aware of the issue that doesn’t mean that we have spent less time in our School than Greta Thunberg. I can prove that Rickey Gervais is totally wrong and he has not rights to question our knowledge and schooling”, Deepika Said to StupidNews.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.