The Congress supremo, Sonia Gandhi, the only sole victorious seat in the 2019 Lok Sabha elections has raised many eye brows as her party completely decimated in entire Uttar Pradesh state.
“I would like to thanks to tampered EVMs that were used in Rae Bareli constituency for the counting and Sonia ji, the only seat in the entire seat, won the election”, Randeep Surjewala expressed his happiness.
When asked why to give credit to tampered EVMs especially in Rae Bareli, “It is very difficult to digest the result of UP state. If EVMs were not hacked in this constituency, it would be another lost of congress party. Error-free EVMs were used in rest of the state and we lost the seats. So thanks to EC for using tampered EVMs in Rae Bareli constituency”, Randeep Surjewala explained the mystery.
Meanwhile Sonia Gandhi has not reacted to Congress claim of tampered EVMs in Rae Bareli but sources have claimed that Sonia Gandhi is happy with congress strategy of using tampered EVMs in her constituency.
“I wish we could have used same tampered EVMs in rest of country in entire India but as you know Election Commissioner is Modi’s agent and he deployed tight security so we are unable to replace error-free EVMs with tampered machines”
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