Mumbai/India: The new Chief Minister of Maharashtra is getting appreciation from reputed Dr. Mukesh Batra, for the social work of Shiv Sena in the Maximum city called Mumbai.
“Yes, it is true news that our supremo Uddhav ji received a Thank note from Dr. Batra for the hard work of our party workers at ground level”, Shiv Sena Spokesperson Sanjay Raut said to StupidNews.
“We have a special team who is having expert in shaving the head completely in few seconds and anyone who is willing to tonsure his head can contact our karyakarta just by posting message on Facebook or Twitter”, Sanjay Raut explained his party’s new adopted policy.
Dr. Batra is already getting so many calls from
victim beneficiaries of newly adopted policy of Shiv Sena that how to get back his hair without any transplant.
Parents of rapper and Rock bands are really worried because of their son’s long hair and they are utilizing Shiv Sena’s new scheme to make their son look cute like Hiramani Tiwari (Tiwari, a recent
victim beneficiary of new scheme).
“We are great fan of Uddhav ji and deliberately I shared a post against him from my son’s account to make him bald because I hate long hair. Now my son is going to Dr. Batra to get back his hair asap”, A worried mother appreciates Shiv Sena’s social work.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.