California / Toronto: Elon Musk reached an agreement to buy Twitter for $44 billion but American Liberals who are considered themselves as “champions” of free speech are worried that Twitter will allow Right wingers to dismantle their narratives and it would be dangerous for their lives if they stay in the USA.
“WE ARE LEAVING USA AND GOING TO CANADA FOREVER”, an American liberal shouts from the top of his apartment. “Earlier we were used to control the hate speech and that’s the reason we suspended Donald Trump’s Twitter account and blocked all those contents that are criticizing Joe Biden’s policies. And we allowed ISIS Twitter account to spread his sermons to their followers. This is how we have been balancing the world of free speech”, Vimla Harris explained the future of Twitter and worried that in few months, people are going to create their own narrative and this is against our principles.
The Canadian embassy, from the last one week, has received millions of applications from USA citizens to grant them Canadian Citizenship but due to enormous applicants, Canadian govt has put hoardings at all over the places at Canada-USA border and it reads as: “No Vacant land available in Canada For Americans. Twitter and Tesla both are flourishing in Canada. Please visit at your own Risk.”
Meanwhile, Elon Musk is not aware of these hoardings and our editor tried to reach him but he was busy on Twitter to make fun of American Liberals. Once we get reply from him, we will update you and till then keep reading our articles.
Disclaimer: This article is of sheer stupidity. This is a piece of humor and Satire.