Islamabad/Pakistan : We are the first news agency that is reporting from ground level about the blackout of Karachi Airport as Rafale Jets land in India.
“India is not friendly country and their “wazir-e-azam” Narendra Modi always against us. This time he brought Rafale jets to counter our Air Force and this clearly shows India’s frustration against our strong Army”, Fawad Hussain Chaudhry expressing his anger against India.
When asked why you are blacking out Karachi and Islamabad airports, “This is precautionary measure and nothing else. We will never forget Balakot, where IAF attacked us with old Mig-21 and with these new Rafale Jets they might capture Karachi, Lahore and Islamabad. But we are doing highly secret preparations which we won’t allow others to see our drills in day-broad light so that’s the reason we have switch off our airports”, Mr. Chaudhry replied cautiously and rejected the report about panic and fear among Pakistanis.
Meanwhile reports are coming that few places in Delhi also observed blackout and it might be electricity cut or against Rafale jets and these places are Janpath 10 and NDTV studio.
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