The Board exam result has been declared and male students across India are dancing to celebrate their result but Girls are not happy with the result and have decided to re-verified their marks with their respective Boards.
“I have just manage to clear the board exam with 40% and I am so happy with the result that I am going to dance through out this week. God is with me and that’s the reason I am able to pass it in first attempt”, Gullu Gandotra ,who passed 12th class, expressed his happiness.
But in another news, Girls across India are not happy with the board result. “This is totally unfair to me and my hard work. I can’t believe this that I failed to score 100% marks and I have decided to re-verified my marks to get remaining 0.1% marks to fulfill my dreams”, Poo Sharma dejectedly told to StupidNews .
“Last time, my elder sister also scored 99.99% and she had also re-verified her marks and Board replied that 0.1% marks deducted because of Hand-writing. But I learnt from her mistake and gave special attention to my Hand-writing”, Poo Sharma expressed her confident of securing remaining 0.1% marks in re-verification.
When asked why you are not going for re-verification of your marks, “If I go for the re-verification of my marks, I am 100% sure that instead of getting more marks examiner will deduct it and I might got failed also”, Chatur Chawla, who just managed to pass his State board exam with 33% replied to StupidNews.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.