The CBSE board exam result announced few days ago and as usual Girls outshine boys in the result but this time PM Modi has decided to take some bold decisions to help boys to outnumber girls in next board exams.
The sources close to PM Modi have revealed to StupidNews that he is going to start new scheme ‘Beta Bachao, Beta Padaho yojana’ (Save the Son, educate the Son) to make sure that Boys will outshine girls in next board exam.
“The trend of Girls outshining boys has been going since 1947. First it was my grandfather then my Father and now I am facing this competition. But I am thankful to PM Modi that he is going to start this new scheme dedicatedly for us to end this discrimination against boys during board exam”, Chatur Chawala expressed his thanks to PM Modi.
“This is utter frustration for me. Since my first standard to 9th Class, I have been always at 2nd position and my classmate, Ritu, always at first position. In 10th and 12th board exams she again scored more marks than me. But I travel to Onsite before than her and this is small piece of consolation for me”, Ronnie Ronewala explained his frustration.
But Girls are not happy with PM Modi’s new scheme. A group of Girls from DPS South Delhi have written letter to him to compensate his new scheme by helping them with new “Beti Padhao Enternace” yojana to make sure that Girls should outnumbered boys in IIT-JEE and AIEEE exams.
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