Google Bans Russian Media but allows Russian porn to spread happiness amid war-like situation
President Putin seems happy with Google's new policy
Moscow/San Francisco: The war between Ukraine and Russia has brought good news among internet users. Few days ago, Google blocked Russian state media from earning on its platforms and viewers across the world feared that Google might ban Russian porn too but after receiving 100000000000000000000000000000 online signatures across the World, Google decided not to ban Russian porn.
“We have suddenly received a huge number of online signatures and we are suspecting that half of signatures are coming from Mars planet and Elon Musk might be behind to connect Martians and generate these astronomically high number of signatures”, A Google employee spoke to StupidNews and explained their pathetic situation.
As per StupidNews analysis: Oil, Gas and Porns; these 3 things can’t be banned in Russia. European countries are still buying crude Oil and Gas from Russia and people are still enjoying Russian Porn.
“I think you did Stupid Analysis and you are the most idiot reporter that I have ever met. We allow Russian Porn to spread happiness and there is no pressure on us to do so”, another Google employee refutes the signatory campaign to allow porn on Google search engine.
Meanwhile, amid war-like situation people in Europe are at least enjoying their favorite Russian stuffs at home and avoiding going outside. While writing this article, one of our reporter also confirmed that Russian porn has not been banned and new stuffs have been uploaded for free of cost.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is a piece of humor and Satire.
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