New Delhi / Srinagar: The former Chief Minister of J&K recently released from House Arrest after 253 days and Home Minister Amit Shah requests him to guide people of entire India that how to pass time during 21 days of Lockdown.
“This is real conspiracy against my Family. When my father, Dr. Farooq Abdullah was released at that time PM Modi had imposed Janta Curfew and now during my release he locked down the entire country for 21 days”, Omar furiously said to StupidNews.
Sources close to MHA reveals that If Omar is not ready to guide people then Amit Shah might approach Uday Chopra and Abhishek Bachchan to help people that how to do time pass for 21 days.
“We are not heartless people and I am ready to people help and this is the time to express Kashmiriyat. If I am unable to guide such huge population then I would like to take help of Mehbooba Mufti as well”, Omar further added.
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