ICC rules are in demand after the recent World cup final match and the fate of Karnataka rebel MLAs will be decided as per ICC rules, Supreme court confirms to StupidNews.
In short interview with StupidNews, a senior judge of supreme court said “We are thankful to ICC chairman that they allow us to utilize their rules in our legal proceedings and if all goes well we may use their rules permanently in our day to day proceedings for other important cases”.
“ICC rules are the best to solve those problems which are in deadlock situation like the World cup final match”, Senior judge further added.
Supreme court has already identified few criterias on that basis fate of Karnataka rebel MLAs will be decided. Below are the conditions, if any MLA satisfies it, he will be disqualified.
- MLA with more number of miss calls from Amit Shah.
- MLA with more deposit in Swiss Bank.
- MLA with more number of hours spent in Bangalore traffic.
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