The recent development where Rahul Gandhi has admitted that he told lie about Rafale deal has inspired many techies not only in TCS company but across other IT companies in India.
“People always put allegations on me that I always copy code from Google but that is not the truth. Rahul Gandhi has inspired me and now I have admitted that most of my code used in the project is not from Google”, Venky Varma from TCS company dismissed all allegations over his programming skills.
“Google doesn’t have the ability to fetch the exact requirement. For instance, If I search for ‘Factorial of number 58 in Java’ and Google fetched the result for number 55. Then I need to replace 55 with 58 to match with my exact requirement before using it in my code. So this replacement logic is the main algorithm which I need to replace. So Proudly, I can say this is my code”, Venky Varma explained how he is doing brain storming to convert Google Code to match his exact business requirement.
“This is not the first time that Rahul Gandhi has inspired youths of our country. He is not only the President of Congress party but Youth Icon of the entire world. I am happy youths are taking inspiration from his personality”, Digvijay Singh praises Rahul Gandhi.
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