Washington DC / Kabul : In an unprecedented move, the American President, Joe Biden, again wins the hearts across the world with a new declaration that the USA is ready to give citizenship to all members of Taliban for their outstanding work in Afghanistan.
“Yes, you have heard right! This is the only way to defeat guns with peace. As you know the previous POTUS, Mr. Trump was not even ready to shake hands with Terrorists but Mr. Biden is ready to invite them to the USA to stay with them permanently”, Sources close to Biden reveal the strategy of Democrats.
When asked what about those Afghanis who never picked the Gun, “This is the most stupid question that I have ever being asked by a reporter. Please do not try to become oversmart and for your kind information, we have left the latest vehicles and other important equipment for them. So please stop acting as a messiah for non Talibani members”, the Defence secretary furiously replied to our question and the reporter was kicked out of the Press conference.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is a piece of humor and Satire.