Kohli conspired with Bumrah to aim his lethal yorkers at Vijay Shankar’s toe in net session

The toe injury of Vijay Shankar is an unfortunate incident for him but when our StudpidNews team tried to analysis and find out the reason behind the injury we came out with our super stupid analysis with the help of BCCI insider who helped us with the analysis.

The Indian fast bowler, Jasprit Bumrah, known for his lethal yorkers and batsman always scared of him. BCCI insider reveals to us: “Virat Kohli takes Bumrah’s help to injure Vijay Shankar during net session. Bumrah keep bowling all yorker at his speed and Shankar unable to play him, eventually he got injured”.

“Bumrah is competitive Cricketer and he always wanted to take wickets either in match or during net session. So he tried to take my wicket with his swinging yorker and it hit my toe during net session”, Vijay Shankar rejected vehemently about any conspiracy theory against him.

Meanwhile, other under-perform players are also scared of net session with Bumrah to avoid toe injury. With the addition of Mayank Agarwal, sources close to BCCI reveals that Dinesh Karthik might soon join net session with Bumrah on the request of Virat Kohli.

Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.

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