As per the latest analysis of Bangalore Traffic police, the man who struck in Bangalore Traffic might reach to city Airport just after the landing of Chandrayaan 2 on the Moon.
“This is very scary analysis by city Traffic police. I am worried about my travel and it might also impact my daily commute to office. Now I am thinking of staying in office permanently rather than going to home”, A Techie working in Whitefield gives an innovative idea to curb Bangalore Traffic.
Meanwhile few Bangalore techies prefers to take flight from Chennai airport rather than from Bangalore due to traffic. As per their analysis, they might reach to Chennai airport faster and much quicker from Silk Board Junction rather than to Bangalore airport.
“We can’t hide truth from citizens of our city and we are not sure that People might reach just after the landing of Chandrayaan 2 or it will take more days to reach airport after Chandrayaan’s landing. This is the current situation in Bangalore”, City Traffic police confirms to StupidNews.
Unconfirmed rumors that are being reported across Media that ISRO might build a Rocket/Satellite to send Techies to USA with daily up and down to curb the Bangalore traffic.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.