In an unusual turn of events, ICC research and finding team orders BCCI to remove balidan badge from Dhoni’s wicket keeping gloves in upcoming matches of ongoing World Cup.
“Yes, that is absolutely right that Dhoni’s wicket keeping gloves is generating invisible rays which forces batsmen to go out of his crease and he immediately stumps them out”, ICC R&D team said to StupidNews.
“We are 100% sure that MS Dhon’s wicket keeping record has been improved because of these alien rays that is having severe impact on batsman’s concentration. We are happy that ICC orders to remove that mysterious logo from his gloves”, Pakistan Sports minister expresses his happiness.
MS Dhoni and BCCI are yet to react on this recent development but sources close to BCCI reveals that they are aware of rays which were used in Balakot air strike but they are yet to validate the rays that are being generating by Balidan badge.
“Teams always do some kind of cheating of win the matches at any cost. Like former Sri Lankan opener batsman Sanath Jayasuriya used to have spring in his bat and he won the World cup for his team in 1996”, ICC R&D team tried to related the recent controversy with 1996 World cup.
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