Islamabad/Pakistan: Pakistan blames India for their ‘Aatamnirbhar Bharat Abhiyan’ package and plans to file complaint in an International Court of Justice for the insult which Pak finance ministry is facing due to shortage of Mathematics teacher in their country.
“This is not the first time that India’s PM Narendra Modi is making our life miserable. His Army had deliberately killed our scholar Riyaz Naikoo so that our country remains weak in Finance industry”, Fawad Chaudhry expressed his anger against India.
When asked how you can say that Riyaz Naikoo was Mathematics teacher because he was Terrorist, “I think you are so stupid to ask this question. You can clarify with Reuters, Scroll and NDTV before asking to me”, Fawad replied angrily and ordered us to leave his press conference.
But reports are coming that Pakistani Finance Minister has confirmed that they are not going to bother about 20 lakh crore ($266 Bn) as these figures are hypothetical because ‘itna toh humare Pakistan ka GDP nahi hai‘. This statement gives breather to rest of Pakistan and Indian Liberals.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.