Islamabad/Beijing: The Wazir-e-Azam of Pakistan, Imran Khan, is very angry with China as Dragon is trying to put its footprint on Ladhak region of J&K state in India.
When asked Why Imran is angry with China, “Imran sahab has advised China not to take ‘Panga‘ with India. We gave this precious piece of advice of from our Kashmir experience as we have been suffering for Kashmir since 1947″, Imran’s secretary replied to StupidNews.
“If you validate history, we have lost all wars against India and also all ODI World cup matches against India. Still China is not listening to us. In short , I can say that ‘Hum bhi pele gye the, tum bhi pele jaoge’. ” Secretary further added.
Meanwhile reports are coming that Indian Liberals are unhappy with China’s inability to harm India at Ladhak region. And few Liberals have filed case against China in an ‘International Court of Justice’ for not damaging India in Ladhak.
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