Islamabad/Pakistan: The Prime Minister of Pakistan, Imran Khan, has requested to Pakistanis all over the World to pray to Almighty Allah to save them from another airstrike as Indian Air Force is ready to fly from different corners of India.
“In Feb 2019, we had worst experience because of Indian Air Force and this time we are fully ready with our prayers. We are 100% sure that our Allah will save us because our fighter planes neither fly during day nor night”, Pak Defence spokesperson said to StupidNews.
“I think India is very smart as they are very much aware of our capabilities and limitations of fighter planes. If IAF is ready to fight during broad sunlight then our plane can fly and fight against them”, Pak Defence spokesperson tries to scare Indian Air Force by explaining the capabilities of PAF.
But Indian Chief of Defence Staff, Bipin Rawat, yet to react on the recent development and he is not reachable as our team tries to get his reaction. Sources close to Indian Defence lambasted StupidNews for carrying these kinds of juvenile reports and they warned us to ban our news portal.
Meanwhile, the renowned Pakistani-Canadian journalist Tarek Fatah has tried to convince Pakistan that Indian Air Force showers flower petals to honor Corona warriors but Pak is not ready to listen him and issued Fatwa against him.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.