PCB requests ICC to change venue from ‘spinning track’ of Chennai to batting pitch against Afghanistan

Pakistan Players taking nap after taking Lazeez Briyani

Pakistan Players taking nap after taking Lazeez Briyani

Chennai/India: The Pakistan Cricket Board requests ICC to change the venue for their next match because Chennai Pitch is famous for spin bowlers and Afghanistan has lot of good spinners that helped them to win the match against the defending champions, England, last week.

The PCB has also “lodged another formal protest” for serving lazeez (delicious) briyani to Pakistan players in Ahmedabad so that their stomachs would remain full and it would impact their performance on the match day.

“The BCCI is playing dirty politics against us. Firstly, they deliberately selected Chennai for Pak vs AFG match because it is a spinning track and it would help Afghanistan bowlers. Second, they served us delicious briyani and third, their Home Minister Amit Shah came to the ground and it put unnecessarily pressure on our players. We are hopeful that ICC will take action on our 3 formal complaints against BCCI.” ~ PCB Spokesperson replied to StupidNews questions via email.

Meanwhile, unconfirmed reports are coming that 100 Indian Liberals appeal to BCCI to give them free tickets for all Pakistan matches so that they can create an atmosphere similar to Islamabad on the ground by screaming “Dil Dil Pakistan.”

Disclaimer: This article is utterly stupid and ridiculous. This is a humorous and satirical piece.

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