Bengaluru/Bangalore: The traffic in Bangalore city has reached new heights when people have been waiting for Santa Claus since midnight and he is yet to reach in the Church.
Our team is also struck in traffic and met Santa in the middle of road and we asked him, “How you will manage to reach MG Road Church when the time for Midnight prayer already passed?”
“I am new to Bangalore city and the earlier Santa who had visited MG road Church last year at midnight used to leave his residence 1 week before Christmas to reach in time”, Santa replied.
Our other reporter is at MG Road Church and asked people, “What is your plan if Santa doesn’t reach at Church for the entire day?”
“Thanks to Bangalore traffic, we Bangaloreans are patient enough and this is not new problem for us. This is the first time since I born that I am able to reach Church at Midnight before that I always reach next day due to traffic”, John Mathews, waiting for Santa, replied to StupidNews and want to wait for Santa till next day.
Meanwhile reports are coming that Santa Claus has decided to reach Bangalore city via Chennai airport because of less traffic from Chennai airport to Bangalore MG road.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.