Delhi/India: The second wave of Coronavirus cases has already reached India but Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi, is as cool as cucumber and ready to fight against it in a new and innovative way.
“The Indian made vaccine is one of the best but to stop fresh Covid-19 cases immediately, I think elections in all states is the best medicine ever to combat the second wave of Coronavirus”, PM Modi said in an election rally in West Bengal where 5-6 lakhs people came to listen to his speech.
“Even though PM Modi is wearing a mask himself in all his rallies, still lakhs of people came to listen to PM Modi’s speech and they were without mask with no social distancing. This is the proof that we can fight against Coronavirus with immediate declaration of elections in all states”, Sources close to PM Modi reveal PM’s secret mantra to fight against the second wave of Coronavirus.
Sambit Patra, National spokesperson of BJP, who once got Corona positive is happy with PM Modi’s mantra of conducting elections in all states to fight against Corona.
“The social distancing must be there when people are casting their votes but during election rallies, coronavirus always gets confused as to whom should he attack so this is the solid proof that election rallies are Corona-proof”, Dr. Sambit Patra said in one of the news channel debates.
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