Prime Minister Narendra Modi becomes first Gujarati who been to USA several times but never apply for Green Card, USCIS (U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services) confirms on its Facebook page.
PM Modi’s recent visit to USA has compelled USCIS to come up with this kind of stat. “There are lot of people coming to USA with the aim of becoming citizen in our country. But I do appreciate PM Modi that he never express this kind of ambition”, Senior spokesperson, John David, of USCIS said to StupidNews.
When asked how a Prime Minister of particular country can apply for Citizenship of another country, “I think you are too naive to ask this question. Have you ever heard the name of Nawaz Sharif and Imran Khan? One is former and other is current Prime Minister of Pakistan. They are dying to become citizen of our Country”, John David replied.
Meanwhile, reports are coming that Shashi Tharoor is interested in applying Green Card for USA. “If PM Modi is not interested, Mr. Tharoor is very much keen to apply for the citizenship of USA. Tharoor’s chances of becoming President of Congress party are very bleak so he wants to settle in USA”, a senior Congress leader disclosed to StupidNews.
But Subramanian Swamy has different point of view about Tharoor’s intention of becoming USA citizen. “He might want to run away from legal action of some mysterious matter”. Swamy explained his detective theory.
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