Bangalore/Pune: The only best thing about Corona virus outbreak is less pollution and Air quality index is so high that people are able to see his future especially Software techies and Politicians.
“I am worried about my future because I had my passport on the day I was born and still there is no visa stamp on my passport. I am working in Software industry from past 10 years and I never got chance even to travel to ‘Shivaji Nagar‘ from my Hinjawadi office for official work”, A frustrated Software Techie, Abhishek Salathia said to StupidNews.
How you can say that you have no chance to travel to onsite despite you are so young and brilliant, “These days pollution is very less and air quality index so high that I can see myself sitting in offshore on my same desk debugging the same code for next 20 years”, Abhishek predicted his future and thanks to air quality index.
Meanwhile reports are coming that Congress leaders are writing their resignation letters to Sonia Gandhi because sources close to Congress reveal that due to high quality air index they can see PM Modi taking oath in 2024 and Rahul Gandhi is still enjoying in Bangkok.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.