After the announcement of minimum income guarantee offer of 72,000 INR per annum for the poor family, Software engineers across India also have started cheering for Congress president Rahul Gandhi.
When asked why they are cheering for Rahul Gandhi, “Rahul Gandhi has promised minimum of 1 year onsite to every Software engineer and this is the dream of every Software engineer. My parents made my passport when I was 3 days old but never got visa stamp”, he replied.
“I have been working in the same company since 2010 and I have neither been to Bangalore airport nor Railway station because I didn’t get chance to travel anywhere neither outside nor within India”, he added further.
Suddenly, Yatra and MakeMyTrip are getting numerous calls especially from Bangalore to inquire about the places to visit in USA/UK/Singapore and queries regarding Visa formalities for their family members.
Congress party is expected to make more such promises to lure Indian youths but BJP is yet to announce such schemes for the youth. “We might announce minimum of 1yr work from home for software engineers”, BJP insider reveals to counter Rahul Gandhi’s scheme.
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