The speculation over the next president of the oldest party of India has finally come to an end when current party president Rahul Gandhi has decided to adopt a baby to continue the dynastic interest in the party.
“Our main motto in the Congress party is to make President and ultimately the Prime Minister of India from Nehru-Gandhi family only but there was time when non Nehru-Gandhi member became party president and those were unfortunate days for our party”, Randeep Surjewala reveals the Congress principle which he and others have been following honestly since 1947.
Taimur Ali Khan, son of Kareena-Saif already taking all the limelight in the PR industry and it would be tough for Rahul Gandhi’s adopted baby to beat him the in advertising industry.
“Congress is willing to spend another 500cr on the adopted baby to make sure that people of India would accept him like they have been accepting another Nehru-Gandhi member as their leaders since 1947”, Shashi Tharoor reveals the strategy of Congress party.
“After seeing Priyanka Gandhi’s children in the election rally, we were worried that no one is going to take responsibility from Rahul Gandhi’s family but finally Rahul has taken this decision in the interest of Congress party”, Lutyens Journalist expressed his happiness.
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