Ram Mandir impact: Congress set the target to win maximum 40-45 seats in the Lok Sabha 2024 elections
Ram Mandir in Ayodha
Delhi/India: To avoid embarrassment, the Congress decided to target to win maximum of 40–45 seats nationwide in the upcoming 2024 Lok Sabha elections. If they are able to repeat last time’s performance, Congress will celebrate its moral victory.
“Ram Mandir will have little effect on the 2024 Lok Sabha election, and the BJP will lose in places like Kerala and West Bengal. We will give Narendra Modi one of the hardest fights, and we are 100% sure in repeating 2019’s performance”, claimed by Senior Congress leader Digvijay Singh.
“But then Rahul Gandhi won’t become Prime Minister in 2024”, editor of StupidNews asked.
“No, you are wrong. Rahul ji will become Prime Minister of India in 2024 if he joins the BJP and that is our main strategy and I can’t disclose more about it”, Digvijay Singh replied with dignity.
Another ex congress senior leader, Kapil Sibal expressed his thoughts “The impact of Ram Mandir on election 2024 will be ZERO like we had zero lost in 2G scam and Coal scam. It is only media hype and nothing substantial on the ground”.
Disclaimer: This article is utterly stupid and ridiculous. This is a humorous and satirical piece.
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