Separatists in Kashmir valley are in panic mode as Amit Shah decides to shift his MHA office to Kashmir

The new cabinet formation of NDA led by Prime Minister Narendra Modi has created lot of debate among Lutyens group but Separatists and Pro-Pakistanis groups are in panic mode with the announcement of new cabinet.

“PM Modi has not shown Jamhooriyat, Insaniyat and Kashmiriyat and he is giving us sleepless nights with his foolish decisions. First he inducted Sunny Deol into BJP and now he gave the charge of Home Minister to Amit Shah”, Stone-pelter Abdullah Khan from Bandipora, J&K expressed his anger and fear because of PM Modi.

But there is a sense of breath and fresh air among those groups who were expecting that Sunny Deol might become Defence minister of India. So far, PM Modi has not given any charge to him.

“There are reports in the media that Amit Shah might shift his MHA office to Kashmir and if this news is true then only Almighty Allah would save us from him”, Abdullah Khan expressed his fear.

When asked why to get into panic mode, “You don’t the history and seems like you are very new in writing articles. First learn the history and then asked us questions”, Abdullah Khan is not in mood to talk with StupidNews.

Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.

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