The Kashmir valley has been facing issue of disciplined life, which is against their regular life, since the Balakot air strike and this pertinent issue of well behaved life has reached headquarters of BCCI in Mumbai.
“I am totally frustrated from last few months and our talent, which mighty Allah gave us, is getting waste and no one is ready to utilize it. So we have requested BCCI to use our fastest arm in the international level or at least in the IPL”, Abdur Khan a fiery stone pelter said to StupidNews.
The Pakistan Super League, which is much like IPL of India, refused to utilize stone pelters of Kashmir valley in their PSL because sources have revealed that the talent in Pakistan of pelting stones is much better than the Valley due to its origin in Pakistan itself.
The valley Politicians and Hurriyat leaders are supporting stone pelters in raising their voice to play in the IPL. “This is the time for PM Modi to show his Kashmiriyat to include stone pelters with rest of India to use their talent of strong arms in the Cricket under ‘Skill-India’ program”, Mehbooba Mufti expressed her support for the cause of Kashmir Valley.
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