Amit Shah, chief strategist of BJP, gives Gurdaspur MP election seat to Sunny Deol and all cinema owners have decided to screen Gadar movie in Gurdaspur city.
“Gadar movie is one of the best movie of Sunny Paa ji and this will help to get good business by screening Gadar movie. We hope that Sunny Paa ji will visit here and take selfie with us”, Sunny Sharma an owner of Inox cinema in Gurdaspur city express his happiness.
But Punjab Congress and AAP party are unhappy with Cinema owners of Gurdaspur. “These kind of decision will create communal tension and it will inject drug of hyper nationalism into youth’s vein”, An AAP insider reveals his disappointment.
Meanwhile, Sunny Deol is busy and not available to comment on recent development but Bobby Deol, as usual, is available and said “Yes, we Deol family is very happy with this kind gesture from Cinema owners of Gurdaspur city. I am sure this will not have any impact on Pakistan and Indian liberals”.
“Owners of Gurdaspur can’t take this decision alone. I am 10000% sure that there is ‘RSS ka Haath’ behind this mischievous decision to create communal tension in the country. We will file case in EC office against this decision”, Digvijay Singh cries for foul and ready to file the case against BJP.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.