India/Mumbai: Finally the dream of former Shiv Sena supremo, Balasaheb Thackeray, has come true when United Nations has decided to give Nobel peace award to Uddhav Thackeray for spreading peace in Mumbai city.
“Yeh jeet humari nahi balki pure Maratha logo ki jeet hai (The victory of getting Nobel peace is because of Maratha people who always supported us)”, Sanjay Raut, the spokesperson of Shiv Sena, the man who is responsible for creating environment for Shiv Sena to get Nobel peace award has expressed his feelings.
When asked to one of the jury member about the criteria and work done by Shiv Sena, “I think you don’t know anything about the word ‘peace‘ . If you become strict against people automatically they will not raise their voice and this is called ultimate peace”, Jury member explained his criteria of Nobel peace award.
Meanwhile reports are coming that jury member of Nobel peace award has asked permission from Kangana Ranaut for using her office image as ‘Testimony’ to Shiv Sena’s work of spreading peace in Mumbai city.
But Sanjay Raut has requested jury member to use Veteran Navy officer’s image as Shiv Sena’s ‘Testimony’ to their piece work and next year they can use Kagana’s office image for official work.
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