The ongoing IPL season is again making headlines but this time for quite surprising reason when Bangalore fans write letter to the Election Commissioner of India to ban RCB for 96 hours.
The dismal performance of RCB already receiving lot of backlash not from Bangalore but across India. Already ex chief Minister of J&K, Mr. Omar Abdullah requested for two regular captains to console their fans and SBI bank already requested Vijay Mallya to send Virat Kohli for their inter-bank corporate Cricket league.
The sources close to Election Commissioner have revealed that EC might consider their request if Bangaloreans are ready to increase their percentage of voting in the ongoing Lok Sabha election.
“As you know Bengaluru city is very notorious for less voting and We have already cancelled our long weekend plan to caste the vote to increase the voting percentage to make EC happy and I hope he will ban RCB for 96 hours or permanently from IPL”, RCB fan is ready to do anything for the exclusion of his favorite team from IPL.
“It is very good deal. If voting percentage reaches above 90% we will permanently ban RCB from IPL as per the request from IPL fans. If the percentage reaches around 50%, we will ban voters of Bengaluru from participating any future elections”, EC warns voters ahead of crucial decision.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.