Bangalore/India: The strong rumors about World War 3 has started globally after US killed Iran’s top commander Qassem Soleimani but techies in India have requested their managers to fulfill their wish of Onsite before world ends.
“I had joined a MNC in Bangalore about 10 yrs ago and they have 10 offices in USA and few in London. But my manager never allow me to cross even Silk board for official trip. Now looks like my dream of going to Onsite would become true because of threat about World War 3”, Ankit Kumar, a Software engineer looks happy about his chances of going to Onsite.
Another Techie from Bangalore spoke to StupidNews and said, “My parents applied my passport the day when I was born and till now I have renewed my passport 4 times without getting any stamp on it”, he expressed his pain of having blank passport since he was born.
The big companies like Infosys and TCS have asked their employees to fill the visa application form but employees are not willing to fill it. When asked why they are not keen in submitting the form, “I have been filling the Visa application form since 2010 and they never send me onsite. It is like that they are giving me chocolate cover but never give me chocolate to eat”, The frustrated Techie replied about his company’s immigration policy.
Unconfirmed reports are coming that BJP has launched the campaign that whoever support CAA and NRC would be sent to onsite for long term.
Disclaimer: This article of sheer stupidity. This is piece of humor and Satire.