The Pakistan team refuses to return to their home country due to security reasons
Mickey Arthur trying to convince Pak players to return to their home country
Kolkata/India: Cricket is an obsession in Pakistan, and following its disastrous performance in the 2023 Cricket World Cup, the Pakistan Cricket team has refused to leave India due to security concerns.
“After the consistent record of 8-0 loss against India in the World cup our Pakistan team deserves heroic welcome from fans like us”, an optimistic Pakistani fan spoke to StupidNews.
When asked how they are going to welcome their National team at Islamabad airport, “We will use rotten Tomatoes and Potatoes at all major airports of Pakistan to welcome our National heroes”, replied one of the passionate Pakistani Cricket fan.
“Lazeez briyanis in Kolkata and Hyderabad are the best and we feared that we won’t get these protein rich diet in our country. That is also one of the reason we don’t want to return to Pakistan”, Pakistani Cricketer expressed his feelings and we don’t want to disclose his name due to security issues for our reporters.
Meanwhile unconfirmed reports are coming that Pakistani Prime Minister will offer his official residence to Bob Woolmer Mickey Arthur, who is the director of the Pakistan National Cricket team, as they don’t want to take any risk due to angry cricket fans.
Disclaimer: This article is utterly stupid and ridiculous. This is a humorous and satirical piece.
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